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Forbidden Dildos

Author: Tafari, Thursday, February 8th, 2007 at 6:37 AM

Comfort Zone WARNING:

  • If you are afraid of talking about dildos, vibrators or butt plugs leave now
  • If you feel comfortable with discussing or own a dildo, vibrator or butt plug, you may find this hilarious so enjoy

Moving on: I found this video on Youtube after a friend sent me an email with fun facts. Fact 2 on the list of 3 was: The maximum number of dildos you can own in Texas before you’re considered a felon is 5 .

After reading it I spit out a little of my crangrape juice while laughing. I dug around online & sure enough, this is some real shit.

I wonder just how many felons are in Texas at this very moment with more that 5 anatomically correct condom education models.

Other fun facts for the day:

  • The silver/gray haired woman in the video is columnist, author, and humorist Molly Ivins who died last week following her third bout with breast cancer. Her syndicated columns were always amusing and filled with satire and humor.
  • The percentage by which male drivers are more likely to die in a car crash than female drivers is 77% (Source: AAA via The Week)
  • Exxon Mobil’s profit in 2006: $39.5 Billion -\/- Amount the company makes per hour: $4.5 Million
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4 Responses to “Forbidden Dildos”

  1. Michelle Says:

    LMAO…this is HUH-larious.

    “Condom demonstrators” lol…”educational models”. This made my day…


  2. brunsli Says:

    Now, what exactly is the legal “law enforcement” purpose for a dildo??


  3. CloudNine Says:

    I am holding my stomach…I am laughing so hard. The clecks at Forbidden Fruit were too funny!


  4. Bygbaby Says:

    My question is who in the hell would bust someone with 6+ dildos, excuse me condom models. What in the hell would the search warrant look like? LOL



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