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Author: Tafari, Friday, April 25th, 2008 at 4:46 AM


I am back up in this bitch & I hope that I will not bore you with a little Bygbaby potpourri.  I told you that a lot has been going on so I will try to be as brief as possible

“Although inspired in part by a true incident, the following story is fictional but not really and does not depict any actual person or event but it really does but I can’t say.”

School & Making it Through
My last math test was a b-eye-itch!  I really did not study & felt half way confident that I would do ok to get a C because I was at the point of not giving a fuck, I just want this shit ova!  So this Monday’s class was results & I had my fingers crossed to get a C.  The instructors lands the graded test in front of me & I had a big fat 93%!!!  I was like, is this my shit???  I was so geeked but even more excited that I have one test left.  At this point, I am looking at getting a B out of the class.  It will be great if I can pull off a B+ because my GPA will stay just above a 3.0, which means that I get my transfer scholarship when I land at the EMU business school in the fall.

Yes, the last piece of my last sentence is right.  I am finally fucking done with community college after a very sporadic 7 years of classes here & there.

I found out Monday that I was eligible to graduate this May from WCC.  1st thing Monday am, I met with the assistant dean at the b-school of EMU who looked at my transcript & was like what the are you waiting for, you need to be here now!  We combed through my current credits & the requirements of the BA program & all I need is 15 classes to have a BA with a specialization in HR.  15 classes ain’t shit now, I am looking forward to knocking them out.  I am ultra excited & cannot wait to be on my way to a 4 year degree.

My family & were excited to hear my little news & that made me feel good.  Thx to all of my blogging friends ho have lifted me up during the last 2 years especially with the math drama!!!

So I will be going to the little graduation ceremony next month & mostly to show my girls that this shit matters.  Some time next month I also plan to have a little party to celebrate with my friends who tease me about being the oldest nigga in my classes.

To celebrate myself (and I do that so well), I am getting a Vaja messenger bag in dk brown with red trim.  I need a bag upgrade desperately because my Coach messenger bag looks like it was taken from an organized crack head!!!

Photos & Soul for Sale
Sunday before last, I uploaded 13 photos to iStockphoto & Wednesday before last 9 were approved & 4 were rejected.  I was pretty excited about that.  By Thursday, I was a whole ¢26 richer!!!  One of my photos sold & I was so geeked.

I’m using iStockphoto as a litmus  test to see if some of my work as commercial viability in the stock industry.  If things go pretty good, then I will step my game up & try to join a stock house.

Time & sales will tell, so stay tuned.

Gym Hot Mess of the Week
If you go to the gym, you are familiar with a lot of the hot mess that walks up in there.  I usually do a gym hot mess of the week based on some of the tacky shit that people wear, do & say.  Before yesterday, the Overbuff Muscled Headed Negro (I have names for them all) was my gym hot mess of the week.  He’s new & when I first saw him, I was like WTF is up with those huge blue jean MC Hammer pants.  The as I got closer to him, I was like what is that shit hanging off your face.  Well upon closer inspection, I saw that it was a single lock, at least 8 ft long that he had wrapped around his neck like some type of necklace.

Well, yesterday, the Overbuff Muscled Headed Negro was no longer the gym hot mess of the week.  The Long Faced Red Locked Fat Boy was the official gym hot mess of the week.  Yes, I am the Long Faced Red Locked Fat Boy & it is impossible for me to be beat for this weeks title!  Let me tell you why.

Yesterday morning before work, I packed my gym bag & cross checked to be sure I have everything; tight work out shorts, over shorts, t-shirt, socks, gym shoes, hair tie, pad lock, water bottle, & towel.  Once I verified everything, I hit the door.  So now it’s 645, I’m at the gym getting ready to change.  So I go through the bag & was like shit, where is my t-shirt, where are my socks????  Did that shit leap out of my bag this am???

So I was like damn, I’m happy that I wore a wife beater today, because usually when it warms up outside, I don’t wear undershirts.  Well at least my shirt problem was solved or so I thought.  Once I took off me shirt, I realized that I had on a beat up wife beater with a hole all up in the front & it was “a little” ill fitted & basically tight as hell.  I was like I am going to look nasty as hell with this janky shit on.

Ok so now I take my shoes off & saw that I had on a pair of wildly colored argyle socks that were slight moist (yuk).  So who was I going to walk out of the locker room looking like a crack head by the socks & t-shirt with partially wet socks.  Damn my feet felt nasty.

After an abbreviate workout, I left looking a hotter mess than I did when I hit the gym floor.  I need to double & triple check my bag before leaving the house now, because I do not want to be the winner of my own mind game.

I told Cousin Dee about this & we both died laughing!!. I think sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves to stay sane.

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I’d Rather Homeless
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Fast forward a few hours more, & I get a call from Baby.  She called to ask me how much it was to go to NYC.  I broke down airfare & hotel & she was like ohhhh.  I was like, why are you moving there now?  She was like no, I’m planning for my B-day.  I was like, oh, OK.  & in my mind, I was like should you not be concentrating on getting a place to live???

After that, I told her she hurt my feeling & from there a fight ensured.  Bottom line is, she really is a loser.  I love her but she has some fucked up priorities & my hands are dusted & I am with a free conscious.  Just because I look like I have it going on, does not mean that I can just break people off change.  And even if I did, have all kinds of money, I still would not be all like here you go boo.

I have no idea hat my sister’s lifestyle means for Bay Bay…

Anyway, I am using my 400 bucks for my custom Vaja bag, not another niggas rent. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.  Sorry Baby.

Car Troubles
I was so excited about my Prius but it is now dead & that’s because I’m not getting that bitch.  When the car came in, the dealership tried to fuck me over on my trade in & being fucked over is not something that I’m into.

So for now, I am saying fuck the environment & will continue to burn a whole in the ozone layer & my pocket with this damn SUV V6 engine.

Good thing I got them 4 damn tires. Mindspill


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  1. Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T Says:

    folk, dont be settling for no C’s scholar, and shoot me an email, so we can talk about that book cover

  2. Darius T. Williams Says:

    Congrats on making thru the community college ordeal – I know how it can be. The gym story – hilarious. I would have talked about your ass bad too if I saw you. But you worked out – good for u. I start w/a personal trainer tomorrow…geesh.

  3. Lola Gets Says:

    Congrats on your academic achievements: I think youre setting a great example for the children in your life – take that walk across the stage!

    You said so much shit, I cant even comment, lol.


  4. The Second Sixty-Eight Says:

    Congrats! 7 years at a CC? psshh. Nothing. My BS is still 20 + years and counting…

    How the hell your sister gonna come up with…I dunno… a thousand bucks to go, stay and party in NYC if she can’t get 400 to stay indoors at night?

  5. Danielle Says:

    Glad to hear you made it thru school. The sky is the limit. Family drama is a trip isn’t it? I’m sorry about the Prius. Can’t stand snake oil salesmen aka delaerships.

  6. Meikmeika Says:

    Congratulations on your math test score and your coming graduation!!!!

    Make sure you stock up on that rice cause prices will be soaring. Can’t wait to see the dishes you make with the rice…yum!

    You did nothing wrong with your sis. Some of us just don’t know how to prioritize. I don’t understand how she’s planning her B-Day when she won’t have a place to STAY!!!!???

    All I could do was laugh at the gym experience.. I give you mad props for doing the damn thing!!!!

  7. shea Says:

    byg- your blog keeps me laughing and really brightened my night!

    i really needed this so thanx for that!

    congrats on the degree thing!

  8. Bygbaby Says:

    Torrance – I thought you was just fucking with me. I will hit you up!

    Darius – You go big ball. PT are no joke. You gotta post about your experience & progress!!!

    Lola – Thx boo!!! & LOL

    TSSE – Thx man & heres to being a super senior (Higher Learning)!

    Danielle- Yes, I was sad but I am over it. Next year will be better hopefully!!! Thx & I will be jealous of you until I get mine LOL.

    Meikmeika – Thx boo!!! Oh the price jumped 4 extra bucks & yes, standby by to recipes!

    Shea – Happy that I made that piick me up happen!!!


  9. KMyles Says:

    Man, I thought I was the only one who ‘named’ all the folks in teh gym…

    SkeleTonya, Bluto, Hernia boy… Somehow remembering the names makes the workout go faster

  10. Tamra Says:

    Congrats on everything!

    I, too, got a good laugh out of this one.

    About your niece–some of us just don’t want to be helped and there’s not a damned thing we can do about it till they’re ready. Oh well! In fact, I saw something today I had to shake my head at (you saw my other post–er, rant…): Black dude walking in the middle of the damned street, pushing a grocery cart–he couldn’t have been any more than about 40. He strolled his triflin ass right by a couple of other men of about the same age who were very hard at work doing some landscaping in the grass in front of a coffee joint. He looked totally “able.” –Dude was also wearing his pants half-down his behind with baggy sweats and a cap (you know I hate this).

    I don’t get us.

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