This my 3rd week of “a few questions” & it is quite fun writing down these why comes. Sometimes I have the answers & most times I have no fucking clue. Talk to me

  • Why come people be contacting me asking if they can use my photos to print in a magazine but they don’t want to pay me?
  • Why come I am so geeked to see Madonna @ her Detroit show this fall yet have no tickets. And don’t ask, yeah, I wanna see Madonna!
  • Why come I got my prints yesterday for the art show @ the end of the month & now feel like I can sale my shit for real?
  • Why come my kids act like they like to get their asses beat?
  • Why come I cannot wait to be in Detroit all weekend hanging out at the African World Festival this weekend.
  • Why come Janet Jackson can’t sing a lick but I am so loving her song “Can’t b Good”
  • Why come I have not shaved in a month & look like a hot damn mess by the face. I think I have the nappiest face in Michigan.
  • Why come I’m a little Obama’d out?
  • Why come my sister asked me to go to lunch tomorrow but asked me to pay for her meal & later called me back & asked me how she should get her hair braided? Ummmm, I though you was broke nigga???
  • Why come NPR’s “News & Notes” program cannot keep their podcast updated & why come they seem to be on the only NPR program that I subscribe to that is not on point?
  • Why come 2008 Beijing Olympic opening ceremony is faker than Latoya Jackson’s face?
  • Why come the smell of burnt microwave popcorn lingers for hours?
  • Why come when I say hello/good morning/hi to people as I pass by, they look like me like I am crazy for speaking?
  • Why come I cleaned my desk last week & it is fucked up already?
  • Why come my local KFC don’t carry no spicy chicken and always out of jalapeño peppers?