I got another annoying religious email from one of my associates tonight that is calling for Negroes to fast until the election for the sake of Barack Obama’s safety & win.

I’m sorry but I am not about to miss any meals because I know he ain’t. And even if he was, I am not bouts to skip out on a chicken dinner.

Anyway, I really want to reach out my all of my associates & request that they not send me their religious jokes, propaganda, celebrity glam pictures, obituaries (especially obituaries) & other little bullshit.

I also want to tell people to stop text messaging me bullshit like jokes & other forwarded spam.

Why can’t they send me quality porn instead? That is what I really want.

I don’t want to hurt any feelings or cause drama, so I will keep my desire to not receive bullshit communication to myself & this rant.