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Sweet & Sticky

Author: Tafari, Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 at 6:35 PM

After seeing Madonna in concert this past week, I have decided that I will not pay for any concert that is more than 50 bucks per ticket. I say this because most concerts that I go to, I find them OK & usually walk away feeling pretty good but after I left the Madonna concert, I felt fucking great!

She set the bar as far as I am concerned in terms of putting on a show & giving people their money’s worth.

The show was non-stop visual & auditory stimulation; making it better was the great seats that we had (thx Suite Suzy). BTW, I di dmy bitch scream a few times.

I expected the show to be big but I had no fucking idea that she was going to turn it out like she did. There was a hug Rolls Royce rolling around on stage, a transvestite battle, a real performing gypsy band complete with male & female dancers flamenco type dancers, double dutch jump rope, a video dance cage, pole dancing, midgets, video appearance of Barack Obama & that nasty Britney Spears.

The only thing that did not make it out on stage was a fucking kitchen sink!

After a 1½ hours of watching this live spectacle, I was ready to go so we bounced but the show was still going on strong.

I have no idea what time she went off stage & wish I could have stayed to the bitter end but my body was like I need sleep.

So when we got out of the venue, we were greeted by an ass load of Jesus Freaks carrying picket signs saying god hates sin & your going to hell for listening to Madonna & other crazy shit.

My thing was, it is 1am, cold as fuck outside, snowing & you are out here yelling some bullshit argument. Get a life bitches!!!

As we made out way to the car, I yelled at one of the freaks: I loved sin, sin is my friends, I’m going to sin tonight. That bitch had the nerve to yell back & said your going right to hell with Madonna.

I tell ya’, only in Ameri-mutha-fucking-ca!!!

So in terms of future concerts my dear artist friends, if you are charging more the 50 bucks a ticket & I do not get ¼ of what Madonna gave me, I will not be coming to see you. The only exception to this rule is private events & lounge sets.

So basically entertain me bitch, make me scream, make me throw my big tighty whities on stage.

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

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7 Responses to “Sweet & Sticky”

  1. AnnaC Says:

    Madonna was the first concert I ever went to… she gives great show.

    I cannot believe the jesus freaks have nothing better to do…. if they are truly into making the world better… I have a list of things that they can do.


  2. Erica C. Says:

    Did I mention…..you make me sick!!!!!!

    Yeah, I’m hatin!!!! MADONNA?


  3. toni Says:

    As a proud member of the working poor…I haven’t been to a concert in years! It wouldn’t occur to me to go to a Madonna concert, but I have heard only great things about it. Wouldn’t it be great if we could wait to buy tickets to these large concert tours until we were able to hear the reviews?
    Also, did homegirl know that standing in the snow in Michigan in the wee hours of the morning yelling at people IS hell? You and Madonna be nice to her when she gets there!


  4. Tafari Says:

    AnnaC – I would mos def do this again!

    EricaC – Stop hatin' on me! LOL!!!

    Toni – Speaking of concerts that are out of the box, I thought about going to see Kid Rock this summer. I don't care for his music or style but I hear that the shows are great.

    The Jesus freaks no no bounds & it is clear that bad weather will not stop them from spewing there brand of hate.

    Tafari


  5. Shay Says:

    When I was younger I attended her Virgin Tour and I attended the Confessions Tour in Miami back in 2006…her concerts are great….I’m sorry I missed this last one. We had a similar group of people holding up the same signs and tellin us we were going to burn in hell as we walked from the parking garage to the American Airlines Arena at the Confessions tour. They were also making anti-gay comments. It was so stupid! I guess they come out everytime she’s on tour.

    What is strange is after the concert was over there was this horible thunder storm with some terrible lightening strikes (that happened very close to us) as we were walking back to the car…and we joked that maybe they were right; maybe God was going to strike us dead for attending the concert.

    I saw Maxwell (Jazmine Sullivan was the opening act) in Birmingham, AL a few weeks ago and it was fabulous…I paid more than 50 bucks but it was worth it for me because I love him and missed him.


  6. Ellen Says:

    LOL – you are nothing if not entertaining, I have to say. Sounds like a great concert and post concert weirdness.


  7. Keyknow Says:

    i work at ford field, that madonna show was balls 2 da wall good. 4 a 50yr old chick, she still has it. britney and all da other wannabes better step there game up 200%.



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