Bygbaby.com Mindspill

So I’m at Bagger Dave’s for lunch & this server walks up to me and gives me a hug. I’m like why are you hugging me. She’s like I heard you were sick and I missed you. I’m like I don’t know you.

Then she looks at me & calls me Yoda with a puzzled look. Yoda right? ??I said, I’m not Yoda, I’m Tafari bitch!

She apologized & slowly walked away.

Now I’m standing here post random hug like WTF?

I guess we all look alike right?

After I was done with I was done with my meal, I asked my server who Yoda was. He chuckled then explained that Yoda is a regular customer and that he goes by the name of MC Yoda.

When he said that I died. Another white person has assumed that I was a rapper… Then he told me that he was also some big Dungeons & Dragons player. Wow! I thought people stopped doing that in the 80s?.?.?

Then he went on to say that Yoda & I looked nothing a like & that the only thing that we possible had in common was similar hair.

After that, I paid the bill & dipped out.

So, now I’m in my car & I decided to Google this MC Yoda. The 1st thing to pop up were YouTube videos. And yeah, MC Yoda & I look NOTHING alike. Judge for yourself.

I posted this incident as it went down on FB & my friends died. I died to because it was really funny. But the question is, do white people generally not see the differences between Negroes. Are we some amalgamated group where you can only differentiate sex and possible age?

I’m also thinking that maybe I should try rapping as a career just to see what happens. Maybe I can pick up where PM Dawn left off.