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A Rapture Denied

Author: Tafari, Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 at 8:28 PM Mindspill

I think I figured out why the rapture didn’t happen yesterday. Here goes: God went to his locker for the "rapture tool kit" and found that the devil jammed up his lock. Since he & Jesus are both germaphobes, the "rapture tool kit" remains locked…. I mean, what else could it be?

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