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2012 Hot Mess Oscar Winners

Author: Tafari, Monday, February 27th, 2012 at 4:00 PM Mindspill

Forget best & worst dressed Oscar picks! I've come up with my own hot mess Oscar winners based on last night's performances? Like to hear it? Here it go.... - Best Stunt Queen performance during a red carpet interview - Sacha Baron Cohen / Although funny as hell, he goes over the top way too much. - Worst wig on a Black woman during a video montage - Gabourey Sidibe / What was that on her head, a mangy wig or a Persian wool coat? - Best white person rocking black face during a movie vignette - Billy Crystal / I was like really? It was too much but it was funny. - Best partially exposed nipple during an award presentation - Jennifer Lopez / At first I was like is that a nipple or a shadow of a nipple, then I realized that it was not a shadow, just a straight up nipple. - Best attempt to be sexy while looking malnourished during an award presentation - Angelina Jolie / She killed me doing her leg. I felt her thought but she looked like she needed healthy meal.

2 Responses to “2012 Hot Mess Oscar Winners”

  1. Denise C Miller Says:

    Hilarious!!! Tafari you are too much! I read this blog after the Oscars but couldn’t remember Gabourey’s hair! Essence did an article about the Oscar’s and there it was!!! I couldn’t believe it! How does something like that happen?! Love the comment about Angelina also! You nailed that description!

  2. Tafari Says:

    Denise, that wig single handedly took the Black community back 15-23 years. So bad & sad!

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