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Boob Tube Withdrawal

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, February 12th, 2014 at 6:18 PM Mindspill

It’s been two weeks since American Horror Story: Coven wrapped up for the season and I’m still going through withdrawal. Everything about the season was awesome, well except that masturbation scene with Gabourey Sidibe. I really wasn’t ready for that. In fact, I had a night terror after seeing it. The one thing that I can’t shake is how much I loved Myrtle Snow and the way she talked, and how she talked about entertaining, food & where she got her hair. She went out like a G in the end. Shit, who screams "BALENCIAGAAAAAA!" while being burned at the stake? I am also still tripping/laughing about the Seven Wonders. - Telekinesis: The ability to manipulate objects with the power of the mind - ConciliumThe ability to control the mind of others - Pyrokinesis: The ability to control and conjure fire - Divination: The extra-sensory awareness of things - Transmutation: The ability to move instantaneously from one location to another - Vitalum Vitalis: The balancing of scales between one life force and another - Descensum: Spiritual decent into the netherworld/purgatory or afterlife For giggles, I came up with the Seven Wonders for Black Witches & Warlocks - Foodation: Unfry a bucket of chicken Drinkupa: Turn a pitcher of Kool-Aid into a 5th of Remy Martin Freedom: Get Kwame Kilpatrick released from Prison Vitalum  Negro: Bring Johnny Cochran back from the dead El Musica: Make Black radio relevant Tea Party: Locate Barack Obama's original birth certificate Good Bless The Child: Cure Kanye West of his retardation Mindspill

Anyway… I’m looking forward to the next season and more witty quips from Jessica Lange after her return from her hell that included a pissy smelling shack decked out in knotty pine!

One Response to “Boob Tube Withdrawal”

  1. Cashana Says:

    I loved this show too!

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