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Case of The Cheap Wedding Photographer

Author: Tafari, Monday, March 8th, 2010 at 9:34 PM

I will not confess to loving Judge Joe Brown, however if I did, this video would be a great representation why.

I’m still laughing at how Judge Joe Brown broke the photographer down with her entry-level equipment. Classic!!!!

Entry level camera, slow kit lenses, Walmart prints & a lack of planning sealed the deal for a bad job in this case.

And whatever happened to customer service?

New photographers – Be cautious with how you present yourself & services. Having a camera doesn’t make you a professional. Skill, knowledge, abilities, & practice go a long way.

Brides – Sometimes you get what you pay for. Ask for samples, referrals etc! I’m just saying.

Judge Joe Brown – You are the man! And next time you’re in Detroit, lets go out shooting.


Chicken Shuts Em Up!

Author: Tafari, Saturday, January 2nd, 2010 at 8:15 AM

Something tells me that this ad is a little more than racist. I don’t think Australia in general will ever get it. Am I tripping?

From the talking heads of KFC

“It is a light-hearted reference to the West Indian cricket team. The ad was reproduced online in the US without KFC’s permission, where we are told a culturally-based stereotype exists, leading to the incorrect assertion of racism. We unequivocally condemn discrimination of any type and have a proud history as one of the world’s leading employers for diversity.”


Santa is a Bitch

Author: Tafari, Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at 4:47 PM

If you see Santa, tell that mutha fucka that I need a job, two mortgage payments & three of my medications filled. Thanks! OK! Bye!


Im Just Saying

Author: Tafari, Sunday, September 27th, 2009 at 3:55 AM

I really don’t get this commercial. Why do Black athletes have to be compared to animals? Maybe Im tripping…

Perhaps this is a case of the Black male being misunderstood.


You Need A New Stylist Boo!

Author: Tafari, Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 4:27 AM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Last night during the Chris Brown/Larry King interview, which was a total farce, Negroes started to take over Twitter. Every moment, sound bite, eye roll, denial & blatant lie was dissected by viewers willing to share thier thoughts 140 characters at a time.

Chris Brown being on Larry King was a hot damn mess. It had to be one of the worst interviews that Larry had to suffer through. Chris Brown was basically an ass & didn’t answer any questions. Then there’s the fact that he sounded like he had a Twix bar in his mouth when he talked.

Anyway, back to the take over. When I say take over, I mean a straight up take over all over Chris Browns ridiculous bow tie.

The number 1 trending topic on Twitter for at least 12 hours was “#chrisbrownsbowtie”.

The trend was a huge round of the dozens on the bow tie. People were letting loose making up scenarios & fun facts about the bow tie.

Here are my 10 funniest #chrisbrownsbowtie tweets:

  • #chrisbrownsbowtie is saying “who gone check me boo”
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie has matching gators only found in Detroit
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie cures that nasty woman’s disease
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie attempted to jump into MJs casket
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie got 99 problem but a bitch aint 1
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie pee’d on R Kelly
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie fucked up the back of Ving Rhames’ neck
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie took a hoe bath today
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie made my ass late for work
  • #chrisbrownsbowtie looks with a dashiki http://twitpic.com/gb219 (you must click this link)

If you think this post & the “#chrisbrownsbowtie” is a joke, well it is but here is a great link to prove that it’s some real life bullshit. Also check out my girl Thembi’s breakdown of the Negro/Beater/Twitter drama.

If you’re not following me on Twitter, you’re really missing out! Im just saying.


Who Gone Check Me Boo

Author: Tafari, Thursday, August 6th, 2009 at 8:21 PM

I’m not ashamed to admit that the entertainment highlight of my week last week was the season 2 1st episode of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Hey we all have our vices, so don’t judge me.

The show was pretty much drama free & somewhat boring until those last 10 minutes of the show when broke ass stringy haired Sheree jumped off with Atlanta “TOP LEVEL EXECUTIVE” party planner Anthony.

I mean, this scene fucking came out of nowhere & set the Negro world of Twitter on fire (I’m always in Twitter). I wont go into the details of the fight because I’m sure that you’ve seen it already. I will however tell you my favorite quips from the battle of the DIVAs:

- I’m a top level executive & I expect you to respect my time
- Google my name & do my resume?
- Who you gone check boo?
- You OK???
- I eat bitches like you every day!
- Eat me baby!
- Yo momma is a broke bitch!

This damn fight happened so fast & I was so shocked that I had to watch that shit 3 times before I went to bed & each time was funnier than the 1st.

With that said, I have been using quotes from the fight ever since, especially “who gone check me boo.” The way Sheree said that shit & the look on both of their faces was fucking classic!

I’ve also been running “Google my name & do my resume” into the ground. So much so that I received threats if I don’t stop saying these lines. I won’t name names but she reads a lot & lives in ATL.

So now that I’m totally hooked on this season, I’m dying to see what happens tonight!

Before I part this bitch, you must check this out! Its taking the “who you gone check boo?” line to a whole new level!

My name is Tafari & I love some hot mess!


Black In America 2: Really?

Author: Tafari, Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 10:57 PM

I wasn’t going to watch CNN’s series “Black In America 2,” but at the last minute I decided to tune in against my better judgment.

By the time the airing was over, my blood pressure was up & I had a major headache. Why? Because I spent precious time watching some bullshit vs. completing a project.

I know CNN’s Mammy Soledad O’Brien is trying but I’m just not, nor will I ever feel her, her style, & her all of the sudden uber Blackness.

As I stated last year when “Black In America 1” aired, this program may be about SOME Black Americans but it is not intended for a Black audience nor does it dig deep enough to paint a halfway decent portrait.

Lets not get it twisted; I think we all know the collective issues that plaque our community. Sure, we may not have exact statistics but we know that the Black family is & has been in jeopardy, we know that our children are not academically on point like their counterparts, we know that AIDS/HIV/Poor sexual behavior is killing us, we know that Black men make up roughly 72% of the prison population while WE only make up 12.8% of the US population. And we know that we can catch Tiny & Toya on BET Tuesdays at 10pm. Need I go on?

Who is the audience for “Black In America?” White America! Why? Because CNN found it important to introduce the nation to Negroes since one was running to become the Supreme leader of the land; the same leader running this bitch now.

With this said, I only watched because I wanted see if CNN would do another fucked up job portraying Black life in the US. Here’s a clue; they did!

After wasting my time last night I can say that I did not see anything that represented my socioeconomic status, education, life style, family, neighborhood, associates etc. What I did see was the bottom of the bottom & the top of the top in Negroness.

As a middle class Negro, I was like is this all CNN thinks of Black people. Are they saying that Black people are either from a broken home, can’t read or write, living on aid, have ghetto names or are so rich that they do not necessarily consider themselves to be a Negro or are somehow better but yet face racial tension? Well maybe I’m exaggerating a bit, but still.

I really saw a big disconnect. Yes I know that they are trying but I think the effort needs to be abandoned if they desire to show a one dimensional platform. If you want to tell the story of Black like in America, you need a 2 week long series to examine it all. Yeah, that’s a start.

So while watching, I was Tweeting live along with many other Blacks in America. Here’s my micro analysis.

- Maybe I will watch Black In America just so that I have something to bitch about. I’m in the mood to be angry + I’m sick of CNN’s Mammy.

- I may be Black man in America but I hate watermelon, peach cobbler & getting arrested.

- CNN is acting like Black in America is the biggest thing for Negroes on TV since Roots.

- Honestly, I grew up in the ghetto & I can relate to some of this shit on BIA but my kids cannot. They have it good & are far removed.

- My kids have both parents, middle class neighborhood, good school, productive activities etc. We all ain’t hood w/no daddies. #blackinamerica

- I’m watching! I feel shame!

- RT @jovanmiles: feels like shows like BIA are often decidedly one sided. @bygbaby WORD!

- Look at that monkey boy play them drums.

- White people gone think all we do is sing, dance, play drums & have HIV/AIDS.

- Great, more dancing.

- Parents need to be arrested for having illiterate children.

- That nigga ain’t gone get serious about school. Soledad please.

- What about helping kids in their own neighborhood or elsewhere in America. I’m just saying.

- RT @MizJJ: I hope they do more than shop as their way of doing service in South Africa. Seriously. #blackinamerica #CNN @bygbaby POINT!

- Damn. Latino in America is next. Soledad is working! What’s next? Jewish in America/Muslim in American/Gay in America/Broke Bitch in America?

- Maalak’s weave is on point in SA as so many suffer around her. #ilikebeingcritical

- RT @ButtaBaby: Loving this hashtag: #blacksinsoldeadsamerica (via @laidbackchick)

- RT @womanistmusings Can these kids learn that there’s intelligent Africans doing well. Why is Africa always presented as the savage continent?

- Jeremy needs to know that a bright smile will only get you so far. Just ask Chris Brown.

- Steve is representing for the light skinneded brothas. We are coming back bitches!

- RT @jovanmiles is about to get a can of pomade and slick down my waves so I too can be like Steve Perry!

- The best grilled cheese sandwiches are made with government cheese. Let’s not act siditty now! #blackinamerica

- Women will be throwing all kinds of pussy at Steve Perry tomorrow.

- @jnez that’s a tight hairline on your man too. Steve Perry #blackinamerica. Perry has an excellent barber @bygbaby Ain’t that shit tight? My hair line was never that precision.

- Soledad seems to be great at finding the most fucked up Negroes on the east coast.

- She may be accepted to 4 schools but she ain’t get no play with “Glorious” on her resume. #negronamegames

- Oh Soledad is gonna flip the script. Negroes with money & status?

- Hmmmm, Black separatists. #sidittynegroes

- @buttababy I have yet to see myself or practically anyone I know represented on this CNN Black In America 2 mess. @bygbaby Me either. Sigh! I love how they went from one end of the spectrum to the exact opposite without stopping in the middle.

- I could not fit in with any of these negroes. I’m too earthy & so not mainstream.

- Black in America showed us tonight that there are only extreme have nots & Negroes with it all wanting more. Hmmmm

So the funny thing is, well I guess not so funny because I partially expected this; none of my associates felt a connection to the program & the term janky & bullshit came up more than once.

I wonder how CNN or their PR firm will feel about me now after reading my review. They have been sweating me for weeks asking me to watch & sending me promo info. I don’t know how many times I had to tell them to back up off me.

I guess I will tune into part 2 of BIA2 tonight just to see. If I feel my pressure start to rise again, I will have to turn away.

By the way, if you are not following me on Twitter, you really should be!


Competition

Author: Tafari, Sunday, June 14th, 2009 at 7:00 AM

Who rocked it better, the chicks or the queens?


Hammer Pants Dance

Author: Tafari, Thursday, June 11th, 2009 at 7:40 PM

I’m sure that you’ve seen this video circulating around the internet but I just had to post it cuz it’s funny as hell.

I would love to be in a place gets flash mobbed, what a cool idea!

Anyway, while I love this promo video for MC Hammer’s new reality TV show titled “Hammer Time,” I refuse to watch it. I mean, some shit just does not seem like it needs to be on Prime Time; like MC Hammer.

And the burning question on my mind is who made all these damn pants & are they really making gold lamay in large quantities like this. I guess so, right!


Political Satire Done Right

Author: Tafari, Saturday, May 16th, 2009 at 7:26 PM

I spotted this video over on The Prisoner’s Wife blog & just had to post it here. It’s way too funny not to. This guy really has skills!