The hottest & most intriguing news story these last few days has been the Eyjafjallajokull volcano. I really think the earth is trying to tell us something big! With earthquakes happening everywhere creating havoc & two Icelandic volcanoes halting all Trans Atlantic/intra-European travel while blanketing much of Europe with ash, I wonder what’s next. Well, maybe I don’t want to know.

In other totally unrelated Black news:

Vivica Fox has a new wig line, Guru (hip-hop legend) & Dorothy Height (civil rights pioneer) are dead, Kwame Kilpatrick is guilty of violating parole & Cirque du Soleil announces plans to create Michael Jackson show. What a day in Black history.

Just saying.

Guess who was recently interviewed by the Kiss My Black Ads blog. Me mofo!

Check it out here!

In other good news:

- One of my head shot clients just informed me that she got called for an HBO show audition! I love making people look great!

- I’m doing my first shoot in my studio space this weekend.

In my best Ashanti voice. “Oww baby!”

Yesterday when I got the notice from Blogger letting me know that they were ending their FTP service, I went into a tech-boy downward spiral. Today I’m out of my funky mood, another unwanted surprise project is now done & I am officially a WordPress blogger.

Thankfully, I found this great tutorial that walked me through the process, which took all of 8 minutes. I so love Googling any & everything because there’s always an answer! Google is life’s best friend!!!

After all of my posts & comments were imported to this new space, all had to do was dress things up bit to reflect my style & the rest is history.

I have to say that I am very impressed with the power of the WordPress platform. I will experimenting with some of the new options that I have now over the next few days.

I’m not going to say that I should have done this ages ago but I was really sleeping at the wheel…

So anyway, I hope you dig my new crib!

BTW, if you are on Blogger & host your own blog via FTP, be sure to read this so that you are not left in the dark.

So this post is inspired by news that I got today from a friend of mine who admitted to me that she gave into hot dick and nuts in her office during work hours.

I was so shocked by this admission that I was almost numb. 1st never fuck n the job & especially during business hours. 2nd never fuck someone who is married no matter what state their marriage is in. And 3rd, never fuck anyone without a condom a) cuz you should not be producing babies with a jump off, b) cuz if you are fucking in the office what are you going to do with all that jizz & c) do you want a fucking disease!

If you are the person that I am talking about (you know who are boo), I know I said that I would tell no one & honestly I have not. I eliminated names & the more intense details of you having your pussy power fail.

Are you ready for some hot dick & nuts, well I got the goods (by way of links).

If you think a dirty dick is a good & safe dick, click here to validate your feelings click here.

Fellas, if you have been living with an average sized dick & wish you could confront it to demand more, this may be something you can do.

Those who say that size does not matter either has a average to small dick or is with someone who is lacking. This video says it all.

I have no shame in admitting that a former girlfriend burned me in my late teens & use the story when I talk young men in terms of safe sex. With this said, this story takes getting burned to a whole new level.

If you have 512.50 US cash burning a hole in your pocket, click here to spend it on something worth while (a little off topic).

Well I guess if I gave a break from surfing the net, it would have time to cool. So I guess now would be a god time to cut this bitch off for a much needed rest period but before I do here are some links that got my precious laptop burning up.

You do not have to be a gardener to sow seeds. Click here to find out how a few little boys saved many is some of the worst conditions ever.

If you like to enjoy hot tubbing with friends, this video may change you mind & you may never trust those bubbles again. Click here to get the skinny.

If you are a Negro in the UK (or elsewhere in the Diaspora) who loves African beauty & great web design, click here.

If you ever considered becoming a bus driven Kenya, the recent gang violence there may forever change your mind on this career option. Click here to find out what’s with Kenya’s most infamous gang; the Mungiki or here to get NPR’s perspective.

I’m actually happy that summer is drawing to a close because it means that I should be seeing fewer flip-flops (I HATE THEM) & fewer Crocs (I HATE THEM JUST AS MUCH). No matter how these styles of shoe is dressed up or down, I still hate them & think they should be banned from public spaces. If you are with me, then click here to see a site dedicated to this cause. (Thanks Trish (Incoherent~ish) for hipping me to this)

So anyway…

If you like BBQ but are tuned off by sexual deviants then click here. (thx for the link Suite Suzy)

If you think that Black pussy can be mastered by good or bad Black dick then click here. (warning if you are afraid of terms such as dick or pussy or all up in that ass, do not click!!!)

If you ever wished all lawyers could get their ass beat for one reason or another then click here to read about an ass beating with a fucked up twist that went way wrong.

If you visit my blog via a highspeed internet & think Negroes who dial up need to stay out of TJ Max, the Korean beauty supply & the local Applebees so that they can upgrade their internet service then click here.

If you saw the Black Love proposal a little over a week ago linked here & love the visual tale then click here for the real deal. (if you mnissed it, the slideshow will be back up soon. It was taken down because it got over like 1 million hits & the webhost could not handle the traffic.)

If you are fascinated with life in the Diaspora & want to know about life & times of Negroes in Latin America click here (a very GOOD read)

If you want more kids to read, then you will be inspired by this production, click here.

If you are too cheap to buy the latest Play Boy magazine to see the pics of Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon aKa Fancy but curious, click here. (although these are sooooo hot on so many levels, I am mad she went out like this)

The first 2 links I stumbled on while sitting on my ass surfing late Saturday night & the 3rd was sent to me via Negro Blogger Cluizel; (THANKS).

If you want to get pissed off & then bitch slap the next mutha you see, click here

I found both of theses sites had links to my blog when I was checking my latest vistor & link stats. Talk about a surprise! Some people just do not have shit else better to do than be ignint’. Shit likes this contributes to my racial exhaustion but also makes me wanna fight for the cause!