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Figs & Family Times

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 at 11:44 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

If I ever want to laugh my ass off when talking to my momma, al I have to o is ask her about her childhood hood & figs.

I called her last week after I picked up a few figs last week & asked if she wanted some & she just went off. It was hilarious.

She was like you know I don’t fuck with no figs. I hate them bitches!!!! I am not making this up. You see, my momma & I are almost one in the same when it comes to cussing & talking all kinds of shit. I love her for that.

When we talk, its nothing but laughs unless when we are talking about my sister & how she owes me all kinds of money. That bitch! OK, wait, let me calm down.

Anyway, so in my home, only Sweet Boo Boo & I enjoy figs & we set these off with the quickness. They were great!


Gimme That Watermelon

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 at 10:59 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Yesterday, I stopped in the local farmer’s market to get a few things when I spotted some of the largest watermelons that I have ever seen. I mean they were HUGE. So huge that I called Suite Suzy & asked if she want me to get one.

Funny story is that I am not an lover of watermelon. In fact, I hate it!

What kind of Negro am I you ask?.?.?

I’m the type of Negro that likes no melon. None at all. You can have your watermelon, cantaloupe, honey dew, honey rock & anything else.

Even with my hatred of all things melon, I love watermelon candies, & I love the smell of a fresh watermelon being cut. The smell reminds me of Alabama; my home state.

The smell of cantaloupe makes me throw up in my mouth! I have also banned cantaloupe from my home because of the smell.

Unfortunately, Suite Suzy & the kids love cantaloupe but they only eat it when I’m not home.

So anyway, I get this huge watermelon home & the family goes crazy like I brought home lottery winnings. That bitch had to be at least 15 pounds or more.

One thing I wanted to do was to take a picture of me eating the watermelon kinda like this but I decided not to. I feared that the photo would wind up on Hot Ghetto Mess or worse.

So I decided on something a little classier if you will; a watermelon styled as a delicious dish.

With all this said, I present you with watermelon balls drizzled with fresh lime juice & mint.

Myths:

  • All Black people LOVE watermelon
  • Fried chicken takes a back seat at a at a Black family reunion when watermelon is available

Facts:

  • Historians say watermelons first grew in the middle of the Kalahari Desert (that’s on the continent of Africa if your dumb not in the know)
  • Watermelon is actually a vegetable and not a fruit
  • The watermelon was brought into America across the Atlantic oceans by African slaves

Quote of the Week

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM

“Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, and Hide Yo Husband Cuz Dey Rapin’ Errybody Out Here.” Antoine Dodson


iPhone 4 HD Movie Capabilities

Author: Tafari, Friday, July 2nd, 2010 at 2:04 AM

Taken with my iPhone 4 then processed in the iMovie app for the iPhone 4.

My assessment:

- When you upload a 720p (HD) version of your iMovie creation to either Youtube or Flickr directly from the iPhone, the conversion/compression totally destroys the quality of your mobile masterpiece making it look like a hot mess!

- For better results (720p HD), it’s best to export the movie from the iPhone (i used iPhoto to export from the phone) onto your desktop then upload to either Youtube, Flickr etc.

- What you see here was exported from my iPhone to iPhoto then uploaded to Flickr. This version looks 100x’s better than what I uploaded directly from the iPhone to Youtube & Flickr earlier today as part of my experiment.

On a side note:

- I need a little tripod for my iPhone!

- Suite Suzy got an iPhone 4 today. We spent a little time setting it up this evening & I gave her the quick tips & tricks guide. I hope that she will have fun with it.

- Once the novelty of then new phone wears off, I’ll stop talking about it. I promise!

Art Credits:
Music: “Aquarian Moon (LP Version)” by Osunlade
Setting: Float Bar at the Hard Rock Cafe San Diego


Dirty South Fuckery

Author: Tafari, Sunday, June 27th, 2010 at 11:15 PM

I feel bad for liking this but I do. I love Youtube


I Got That New New!

Author: Tafari, Saturday, June 26th, 2010 at 12:08 AM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Whether hell or high water came, I was not entering this weekend without the new iPhone 4 in my possession.

Yeah, I know for weeks, I was stating that I was not going to get it but I got weak, & the tech gadget whore within me took over my mind. And when I read that Radio Shack was doing a trade in program, I said fuck it, what the hell.

So after I heard about the offer, I called my local Radio Shack to confirm & I was told that it was indeed true.

The deal was, if you turn in a iPhone 3Gs, Radio Shack would give you up to $200 bucks in trade for you to purchase the new iPhone.  In my case it was a win-win because I didn’t have to come out of my pocket & I would have a brand new phone.

The thing I hate though is that I’m pimped out by AT&T again for another 2 years.

The service in my area is great, don’t get me wrong but when I travel it’s another frustrating story.

So rewind to 9am yesterday morning (June 24, 2010), I’m in line at Radio Shack.  The line was not long at all, maybe 13/14 people with me being at the tail end.

I’m waiting in line patiently, when 15 minutes later, the manager of the store came out & informed us all that they only received 1, yes 1 (one, uno, une, um, ein) fucking iPhone 4.

As you can guess, a lot of us were more than disappointed.  In the meantime, I left my name on the waiting list to be called when more phones came in.

Once I left empty handed, I remembered that Walmart was also carrying the iPhone 4 so I headed there next (good thing both stores were in the same plaza).

Long story short, I left empty handed because the 1 (one, uno, une, um, ein) iPhone 4 they had was long gone.  My dreams shattered once again!

Later in the evening, Radio Shack issued this statement on their Facebook page.

After my let down, I, later decided to call the Apple store to see what was going on & the guy answering was like, if you are not in line now, you will not be getting a phone this day.

Like a fool, I said fuck it (in my mind) & ran over & got in line. As I entered the line, a woman approached & was like your chances are none & none on getting a phone.  I was like damn!  So she took my info & put me on a waiting list.

Again, I left empty handed.

So fast forward to today about 1230, I decided to call the Radio Shack to see if more phones came in. The young woman (Yaritza, the Dominican diva) on the other end said yes & I left you a voicemail. I’m like what, my phone never went off.

Anyway, I was like, I’m on my way. I dropped everything & hit the door like a lunatic.

Twenty minutes later, I run into the store & wound up with the last of the 4 phones that came in today.

SCORE!!!!

While in line, 3 more people from yesterday came in because they got the same call. They all looked at me like I oughtta… when the learned that I got the last one. Ooooops, I move quick bitch!

Next time, I’ll just preorder & avoid all the running around (which was kinda fun in a weird way).

So I got my phone, I’m happy & all I need now is a damn case.

By the way, if you dig the background on my phone, you can get it along with a few special others here for FREE 99.


Summer Kick Off

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 2:29 AM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Last night I worked the Detroit Parade Company’s “Flip Floppin Summer VIP Rooftop Party” & had an amazing time!

The event was beyond belief from my POV as a photographer.  If I were a kid, I would have been in heaven because of all of the games, ice cream, cup cakes, chicken fingers, face paining, clowns, goodie bags & of course the fireworks.

The cool thing about me working this event is that it was the 1st time that I have ever seen the Detroit fireworks in real life in all of the 30 years that I have been living here.

It was also interesting witnessing the television broadcast live & in person after seeing so many years while sitting in my living room wishing I was there.

Watching the show gave me this sensation of being a proud American & Detroiter. It was a funny feeling because I am totally not patriotic but this one moment, I was all in. Shit, I even wanted to eat a hot dog.

Anyway, the image above is one of my favorites from the show last night.

Later today, I’ll be posting more for you to feast your eyes on so stay tuned!

On a side note, Tamra Barney from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” was a special guest at the party. In the middle of a conversation that we were having, she said that I had “mitties” (aKa man titties). Then she grabbed one. I kinda liked it but damn.

I’m really sensitive about my man tities. Just saying!


My Baby Is Black

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 at 11:42 PM


Some of the things I find online just astound me. Real or fake, I’m like whoa!

In the mood for a double feature of hot mess?


When It Rains…

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 at 10:51 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Don’t get me wrong cause I love the rain. When it rains, I don’t have to water my plants or grass, which not only saves me money, but it saves me time. And my lawn looks amazingly lush right now.

But……. Most recently, the rain has been tapping into my pocket because I’ve had to cancel a few outdoor photo sessions.

Sure they were all rescheduled but all this time shuffling is a bit much & has been putting me in a time crunch.

I’m sure in a few months, I’ll be complaining about it not raining enough as my water bill starts to skyrocket. On the other hand, I hope to be happy with scheduled & executed photos sessions.


Revamped Thoughts

Author: Tafari, Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 at 8:51 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

My day started off with a little drama that was quickly dissolved, then my photo shoot planned for this afternoon was canceled. Just bad news all the way around.

I decided that the drama was not worth me being all pissed off & I let it go, which is not always easy for me to do. After the shot was canceled, I looked at it as an opportunity for me to relax & get my mind right.

As I post this, my mind is clear & I’m excited about the weekend, which kicks off tomorrow with my partying at the Bravo Bravo charity event dressed in my look for less. My look for less consists of $18 jeans from Old navy, $22 blazer from Macy’s & am $20 graphic V-neck tee also from Macy’s. The shoes, a different story & I will not reveal how much they cost.


1000 Words

Author: Tafari, Sunday, May 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Photo Credit:
Pictured:Jersey City Allen “Prince” Brown
Photog: Reena Rose Sibayan for The Jersey Journal


Iron Baby

Author: Tafari, Thursday, May 27th, 2010 at 11:52 PM

Iron Baby is KICK ASS! What a cool video to kick the weekend off with!