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Figs & Family Times

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 at 11:44 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

If I ever want to laugh my ass off when talking to my momma, al I have to o is ask her about her childhood hood & figs.

I called her last week after I picked up a few figs last week & asked if she wanted some & she just went off. It was hilarious.

She was like you know I don’t fuck with no figs. I hate them bitches!!!! I am not making this up. You see, my momma & I are almost one in the same when it comes to cussing & talking all kinds of shit. I love her for that.

When we talk, its nothing but laughs unless when we are talking about my sister & how she owes me all kinds of money. That bitch! OK, wait, let me calm down.

Anyway, so in my home, only Sweet Boo Boo & I enjoy figs & we set these off with the quickness. They were great!


Yeah, I’ll Be Dat

Author: Tafari, Thursday, August 26th, 2010 at 7:01 PM

Bygbaby.com MindspillSo I’m at an event tonight where my friend Shades is being recognized for a piece of public art he designed is being unveiled.

While he was posing for a photo, I was looking at the photographer snap her shot. When she was done taking the photo, she turned to me and asked if I had “camera envy.” I smiled and said yes.

That bitch was shooting with a Nikon D200 with a kit lens on it. Yeah I’ll be envious of that old janky shit if you want me to be.

She really had it twisted!


Quote of the Week

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010 at 11:30 AM

“Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, and Hide Yo Husband Cuz Dey Rapin’ Errybody Out Here.” Antoine Dodson


Dirty South Fuckery

Author: Tafari, Sunday, June 27th, 2010 at 11:15 PM

I feel bad for liking this but I do. I love Youtube


I Got That New New!

Author: Tafari, Saturday, June 26th, 2010 at 12:08 AM

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Whether hell or high water came, I was not entering this weekend without the new iPhone 4 in my possession.

Yeah, I know for weeks, I was stating that I was not going to get it but I got weak, & the tech gadget whore within me took over my mind. And when I read that Radio Shack was doing a trade in program, I said fuck it, what the hell.

So after I heard about the offer, I called my local Radio Shack to confirm & I was told that it was indeed true.

The deal was, if you turn in a iPhone 3Gs, Radio Shack would give you up to $200 bucks in trade for you to purchase the new iPhone.  In my case it was a win-win because I didn’t have to come out of my pocket & I would have a brand new phone.

The thing I hate though is that I’m pimped out by AT&T again for another 2 years.

The service in my area is great, don’t get me wrong but when I travel it’s another frustrating story.

So rewind to 9am yesterday morning (June 24, 2010), I’m in line at Radio Shack.  The line was not long at all, maybe 13/14 people with me being at the tail end.

I’m waiting in line patiently, when 15 minutes later, the manager of the store came out & informed us all that they only received 1, yes 1 (one, uno, une, um, ein) fucking iPhone 4.

As you can guess, a lot of us were more than disappointed.  In the meantime, I left my name on the waiting list to be called when more phones came in.

Once I left empty handed, I remembered that Walmart was also carrying the iPhone 4 so I headed there next (good thing both stores were in the same plaza).

Long story short, I left empty handed because the 1 (one, uno, une, um, ein) iPhone 4 they had was long gone.  My dreams shattered once again!

Later in the evening, Radio Shack issued this statement on their Facebook page.

After my let down, I, later decided to call the Apple store to see what was going on & the guy answering was like, if you are not in line now, you will not be getting a phone this day.

Like a fool, I said fuck it (in my mind) & ran over & got in line. As I entered the line, a woman approached & was like your chances are none & none on getting a phone.  I was like damn!  So she took my info & put me on a waiting list.

Again, I left empty handed.

So fast forward to today about 1230, I decided to call the Radio Shack to see if more phones came in. The young woman (Yaritza, the Dominican diva) on the other end said yes & I left you a voicemail. I’m like what, my phone never went off.

Anyway, I was like, I’m on my way. I dropped everything & hit the door like a lunatic.

Twenty minutes later, I run into the store & wound up with the last of the 4 phones that came in today.

SCORE!!!!

While in line, 3 more people from yesterday came in because they got the same call. They all looked at me like I oughtta… when the learned that I got the last one. Ooooops, I move quick bitch!

Next time, I’ll just preorder & avoid all the running around (which was kinda fun in a weird way).

So I got my phone, I’m happy & all I need now is a damn case.

By the way, if you dig the background on my phone, you can get it along with a few special others here for FREE 99.


Summer Kick Off

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at 2:29 AM

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Last night I worked the Detroit Parade Company’s “Flip Floppin Summer VIP Rooftop Party” & had an amazing time!

The event was beyond belief from my POV as a photographer.  If I were a kid, I would have been in heaven because of all of the games, ice cream, cup cakes, chicken fingers, face paining, clowns, goodie bags & of course the fireworks.

The cool thing about me working this event is that it was the 1st time that I have ever seen the Detroit fireworks in real life in all of the 30 years that I have been living here.

It was also interesting witnessing the television broadcast live & in person after seeing so many years while sitting in my living room wishing I was there.

Watching the show gave me this sensation of being a proud American & Detroiter. It was a funny feeling because I am totally not patriotic but this one moment, I was all in. Shit, I even wanted to eat a hot dog.

Anyway, the image above is one of my favorites from the show last night.

Later today, I’ll be posting more for you to feast your eyes on so stay tuned!

On a side note, Tamra Barney from “The Real Housewives of Orange County” was a special guest at the party. In the middle of a conversation that we were having, she said that I had “mitties” (aKa man titties). Then she grabbed one. I kinda liked it but damn.

I’m really sensitive about my man tities. Just saying!


My Baby Is Black

Author: Tafari, Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 at 11:42 PM


Some of the things I find online just astound me. Real or fake, I’m like whoa!

In the mood for a double feature of hot mess?


1000 Words

Author: Tafari, Sunday, May 30th, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Photo Credit:
Pictured:Jersey City Allen “Prince” Brown
Photog: Reena Rose Sibayan for The Jersey Journal


I <3 Krispy Kreme

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, May 18th, 2010 at 9:43 PM

After leaving my damaged Nikkor 24-70mm f/2.8 lens in the capable hands of Midwest Camera Repair for a little TLC, I ran across a Krispy Kreme & hit the breaks. And yes I damaged the hell out of my lens.

Every time I see a Krispy Kreme I get excited like a little kid, or just like I used to do when I was a kid.

Once I made it into the shop & saw the fresh glazed, my tip got moist & I almost lost control. I really got excited when the clerk handed me a donut that just melted as it hit my mouth. Being excited about fresh warm donuts is why I’m fat.

Damn it was good!

So I placed an order & as I waited, the aroma reminded me of when my momma worked at Krispy Kreme during the mid 70s in Birmingham, Alabama.  If you’re reading this & from Birmingham, she worked at Krispy Kreme on the Bessemer Superhighway.

Way back then, my momma would take me to work with her & stuff me with donuts & I loved it.

While driving off & enjoying the smell of my donuts, I forgot all about leaving my beloved lens for repairs.

Now that the euphoria of fresh donuts is wearing off, I want my damn lens back! I’m so hating the fact that I will have to rent a replacement to get through my next few assignments.

Oh well. I have donuts. I guess.


Connect Mix Ups & Becoming a Winner

Author: Tafari, Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 at 12:28 AM

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Well today was my big Adobe Lightroom presentation at the Ann Arbor Flash user group “Flash Focused

My presentation was focused on some of the key features of Lightroom & my own workflow.

I had been going back & forth over how I was going to pull it all together for over a week but it all came together last night.

After setting up my Keynote presentation & setting up some test files, I was ready to go!

So I get to the venue 15 minutes before the meeting started & found out that they did not have a way for me to connect my MacBook Pro.

With some quick thinking, a Windows based laptop, & free wifi I was able to download a trial copy of Lightroom & upload my Keynote presentation to Google Docs.

After about 1 hour of waiting for the download I was able to present without further drama. Well, no, there was a little drama. I had to get adjusted to using Lightroom on a Windows PC.

When all was said & done, my presentation went well & I covered everything that I planned. I also now know that I need to get an adapter so that I won’t have this issue again.

After my presentation, there was a raffle for some fun little Adobe swag & I managed to win an Adobe notebook of graphing paper.

AND THEN…… there was a larger raffle for CS5 & your boy won the copy! I am now the proud owner of a fresh copy of Adobe CS5 Design Premium. I’m still too excited & basking in the afterglow of a very nice win.

In other news, I sold an image of Kwame Kilpatrick that I took a couple years ago.

The purchaser was Detroit Clear Channel station WKQI FM 95.5. They used the image on a 14ft billboard on I-696 & John R, which shows Kwame with a caption that reads “It’s fun til ur caught.” I love it & I love the check that comes along with it.

What a GREAT Monday!


Her Favorites

Author: Tafari, Sunday, May 9th, 2010 at 5:42 PM

Bygbaby.com Mindspill

Suite Suzy’s (my baby momma of 12 years) favorite color is blue & she loves Dutch irises so Mother’s Day flowers were easy.

I guess I have to admit that I did not know her favorite flower until the other day when I kicked off my Mother’s Day contest. How bad am I?

Or maybe I just forgot because I designed the Dutch iris & stargazer lily (my favorite flower) floral arrangements that were at our wedding reception. That was so long ago though. 0_o

In similar but unrelated news; earlier I posted this on FB for shits & giggles: “Happy mothers day to those who couldn’t get an abortion because it was too late.”

I knew my friends would attack me & I was ready because that’s just how I do. I have to tell you that I got some of the best responses ever like:

“And happy Mother’s day to all the mommas who’ve ever been mad and yelled at their kids, “I WISH I could’ve aborted you!”"

“Hey, theres no “too late” if you’ve got the money!”

“u’s a fool! LOL but thank u anyways”

I love how my friends get my twisted sense of humor & overall lack of social tact.


Hot Mess Fitness

Author: Tafari, Friday, April 30th, 2010 at 12:48 AM

We all know that I love a good hot mess but this may just bee too much even for me! Seriously!!!

Hat Tip to Shadow & Act