So anyway, I ask you, who rocked “Island Life” best? Is it a toss up???

Behind the Island Life album cover:

Grace Jones’ former lover & photographer Jean Paul Goude took this photo of her in 1978 for a New York Magazine model profile.

Of the image, Goude has stated in his book “So Far, So Goude:”

“…unless you are extraordinarily supple, you cannot do this arabesque. The main point is that Grace couldn’t do it, and that’s the basis of my entire work: creating a credible illusion.”

The image is actually a composite of several photos stitched together to make this iconic image. Awesome work from the pre-Photoshop days!

After spending 8 hours hooking that bitch up & figuring it out, I’m now realizing how fun it actually is. Mario Cart is my shit BTW!

With a little practice in now, I see the potential for Nintendo to add in some adult oriented entertainment.

So, with that said, after the holidays are over, I’m contacting Nintendo to discuss my ideas for a game titled “Wii Fuck.”

The “Wii Fuck,” would come with a Jack Rabbit for women & a Fleshlight for men. The goal of the game would be to get off before your opponent.

Would you order a copy???

I cannot believe that I sat up & watched this twice. Why??? Please comment, I have to know if I’m tripping.

It’s been a while since I have actually written a poem but my boo inspired me last week when she presented me with a delicious gift.

When I post floral photos on my Flickr page, I usually get a ton of comments about my composition, colors & subject, but lately, I have been getting comments like, “this looks erotic”, or “this very sensual” or “So close, it becomes erotic”.

Last week, when I went to my local farmer’s market I picked up this Celosia so that I could a) enjoy it & b) photograph it. It was not until I was done photographing & processing my images that I got the whole sensual or erotic floral eroticism out of my work.

I found this image & the companion images to kina erotic & kinda sexy even? I think it is the color contrast but I could be wrong or have a weird sex fetish ready to pop ou, otr maybe I just have issues in general???

My pockets are finally starting to stick out more than my belly & my man tits have drop a whole size & they no longer hit me in the face when I am on the elliptical machine.
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• OK so I tripped the fuck out when I heard about NY gov former NY gov Spitzer quit his damn job after getting caught up in a prostitution ring. I really did not give a fuck if he quit or not, but I think he did the right thing & without a big to do. What really tripped me out was how much money he spent on pussy. 80K is a lot of damn money!!! The one question on my mind was how good is a piece of 4k pussy, what does that shit feel like, what does it taste like (tropical punch skittles perhaps???), is it gold plated, does it talk & better yet, can you only hit it once or do you have to pay again after you bust that 1st nut? Well, I guess I had more than one question.

  So the mutha fucka quit but now everyone is focusing on the poor victim/pussy giver upper Kristen or whatever the fuck her name is. I think it’s great that the media & others are embracing her plight as a high price call girl with a troubled past. I wonder what her rates are now??? And will somebody call the Church Lady for her lost ass, she needs guidance! side note: Church Lady (Rocco Late Night Mix) by Dennis Ferrer is one of my favorite work out jams (link is a free download).

• On a similar note, Detroit playa Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is still refusing to give up his job citing that GOD appointed his bitch ass. What kinda GOD is that???

  He has been caught up in a ghetto fabulous pussy based scandal for weeks & he still refuses to leave office. OK, so this mutha fucka perjured himself on the witness stand while on trial, is caught up in one of the countries hottest text messaging scandal ever which indicates that he gave city contracts to friends, fired veteran officers who were investigating the party he threw when the stripper that was setting him off got her ass beat by his wife with a bat and so much other shit.

  Most recently, he acted like a total fool during his state of the city address this past week. He called people out, used his wife & kids as a way to deflect from his misdeeds, called the local media a lynch mob in additions to saying Nigga while on a live broadcast. Has he lost his damn mind???

  His arrogance is really an insult to the fools that put him back in office. The only way I see him leaving office is in a body bag because someone will have to take his big ass out (not me nor do I advocate violence to those who have a thug like mentally). Kwame is straight up a sociopath & a US based Idi Amin/Charles Taylor but with less genocide, little to no cannibalism.

• The Democratic presidential race is getting on my damn nerves. Yes Barack won MS! But why is that fact over shadowed by the fact that he won because of the Black vote? Barack is not a fool & knows that Negroes heading to the poles will not get him in office solely. One thing I know is that he needs to step his game up because Billary is ready to take a bite out of that ass.

  It is sad that I think Barack needs to get dirty to keep up with Billary’s race baiting backbiting game. That camp is not fucking around & willing to sacrifice all left lung to get back in the Whitehouse. After the Geraldine Ferraro comments & defense this week, it was clear to me that the Billary campaign is drenching with institutional racism down to the core. And that apology to Black church leaders in PA & Ferraro leaving at the end of the week was too little too late in my book.

  A while back I said if Billary got the nomination that I was not going to vote in Nov 08. That since has changed because I like McCain’s old turkey neck, barracuda toothed ass a lot better. Billary has totally lost me! I cannot believe Billary had the nerve to say that she wants Barack to be her bitch VP, and I like what Barack said: when you are a LOSER, how can you someone beating you ass to take a 2nd seat (Byg-paraphrase). In his strong “denouncement” of her schizophrenic passive-aggressive statement, it would have been so perfect his he ended with Bitch are you crazy!

  Lastly, Barack, your religious affiliations are fucking you up! Your pastor says some good shit & I agree with a lot of it but white America is not ready for that boo. You should have been a Buddhist instead.

• MI & FL, give it up! Rules are rules & you broke them. A redo should not be on the table & the fools that decided to vote should have keep their non in the know asses at home. The DNC said many months ago that the votes would not count. Why are people tripping??? I think the millions of dollars that it will/would take to re-do a primary can go into some community based programs, the educational system, public safety, foreclosure prevention or something that will actually benefit people.

• Why did them niggas in SC kill that white girl??? As soon as I saw the photo of the suspect, I threw up in my mouth & was like damn, that chicken still tastes good & then was like WHYYYYYYY they had to be Black??? Can you say race relations set back! You just can’t be killing white womens’. The entire nation gets evolved in that shit & will hunt a mutha fucka down. But for real, it was fuck up that they killed her. Was it that deep for a few bucks? Now they will be in prison for life getting their young asses blew out OZ style.

  And how many minority women disappeared this week & were killed? Why do we have to ask this question??? The disparities are enough to make a nigga go crazy.

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I think this is all that I had on my mind for the past few days.

This event marked my last photo assignment with the Detroit Fashion Pages for a while. I sat down, did the math & figured that currently, this is not worth the time spent (although I love the social high life). Not only, that when I shared my decision with the family, Olivia was happy & said that I could spend more time with the family. I was proud to hear my baby break it down like that.

Another factor that also played into my decision was that I was offered a photo editor position back in Sept/Oct 07& I was so excited. Well after waiting months for it to materialize, it never happened. That news was very disappointing especially after I was basically promised that it would go into effect Jan 08.

The cool thing overall is overall is there are no burned bridges & I left the door open for me to be available for special assignments & maybe some gigs in the summer.

My plate will be totally cleared once I finish this last website, which should be this week. At that point, I will be able to concentrate more time on this damn math class.

Why is that when Negroes are in boiling water they all of the sudden call on “the church” to help their asses out. Why come they were not up in the church trying to help them get out of whatever it was that got them into trouble.

Today, Detroit news outlets reported that Kwame Kilpatrick will finally be addressing the sexy text message scandal tomorrow from his church @ 730. Why did it take a week!!!???

When I first saw this headline, I sighed out loud WTF! I am like you should have been up in your pastors office last week instead of being all up in Christine Beatty while on vacay @ a spa in NC.

I’m also tripping on the fact that Kwame & Christine are now both being surrounded by spiritual supporters/advisers. One of the pastors last week said that we should not judge the man & let him work through this drama with the help of the lord.

To that, I’m like, wait, so you, the pastor are telling us not to judge him but 2 years ago you told us to judge him & doing it by casting a vote to get his monkey ass re-elected! So basically, you are telling me to judge him when it is beneficial!!!

Classic example of why we need a separation of church & state. Too many pulpit pimps, leading fools to do foolish things.

I remember 2 years ago when I was a church attending Christian during election time. My then pastor told us basically to vote against a proposal that would allow gay marriage in Michigan. I almost stood up & said something but Suite Suzy was like don’t go there. When I was going to a church, I was not there to talk politics & suppress the rights of other.

Anyway, I am hoping that Kwame tenders a resignation tomorrow so that the city can heal (said in my best sarcastic voice). Oh the drama!!!

On another but similar note, I was having an internal conversation with myself today & questioned what song would Carlita & Christina sing to Kwame if they had the chance. The first thing that came to mind was “The Boy Is Mine” by Brandy (1998), but then I thought that was too juvenile. Then after some real deep thinking, I came up with “Let No Man Put Asunder” by First Choice (1977), which is perfect for the situation. You see, music can be applied to anything boo!

Well, I guess Detroit’s ghetto fly mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, was never taught that lesson by his mother, Congresswoman Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick. I am sure you know that Kwame is fucking his chief of staff Christine Beatty & has been for years. The two recently perjured themselves (lied about having a sexual relationship) on the witness stand during a trial where two former Detroit popo’s sued for a wrongful discharge & won 9 million mutha fuckin’ dolla’s.

Why does the city of Detroit have to pay for Kwame’s pussy getting escapades???

He really needs to step down & save his self from some of the national coverage that is blasting him for being a philandering lying as nigga! I guess, what is also tripping me out is that he has a house filled with young sons & a half way decent looking wife. What message is he sending those little boys & does his wife make him wear a condom? How embarrassing!!!

I am not up for breaking down all of the bitter details that are being pumped out by the media but I will admit that I’m enjoying every minute of it. I cannot stand Kwame & think he is the worst thing to hit Detroit since crack rocks.

He is always caught up in some shit and has been since his 1st term in office (now on his 2nd). I was shocked to fucking death when Detroiters put his ass back in office. Who in their right mind will elect a mayor with thug passion in his heart to represent them???

Anyway, I snapped this photo of Kwame a few weeks go, as he addressed international press at the NAIAS. As you can see, he is reaching for that blackberry because his jump off is trying to hook up at the Residence Inn!!!

My other Billy Ocean jam was “Love Zone”! I remember thinking back then that I would play “Love Zone” when I had sex for the first time way back when. Like a lot of things that I wanted to happen, “Love Zone”, never jumped off that one fucked up night. The night I became a man is actually one of my worse memories from the 90′s. The chick, looking back was a barracuda, who only used me for nothing more than hot dick & nuts.

It is a good thing that Youtube exists because I just had a vicious bittersweet childhood “rememory.”

If Juanita Bynum is a profitess prophetess, then why come she didn’t know she was going to get her ass beat by her boo.

Anyway, I bet Thomas Weeks feels like getting him some of that holy pussy now with his two faced dick!

The evening started with Suite Suzy & I doing quick but late dinner @ Chili’s before the 12:05am show. Yes a midnight show, I love late movies. What made this cool especially is we were able to get rid of the girls for the night.

Anyway, I will not say much about “Superbad” cuz I am tired as hell now but I will tell you to go see it. That shit was funny as hell!!! Suite Suzy & I could not stop laughing cuz some of the scenarios were just over the top hilarious.

This movie is not something to see if you want to be intellectually stimulated so… If you are in the mood for some really raunchy talk like dick, pussy, fuck, other shit like period blood dripping while dancing or an excessive dick pictures then this is for you.

This movie will be in my DVD collection as soon as it drops.

As we were leaving the theater, we both said, the kids could never see this under any circumstances. If you saw the “40 Year Virgin” (another favorite of mine) , you could kinda consider this as some type of loose prequel.

Did you see Superbad, if so what did you think??? If you could apply this movie to your life in anyway, which of the characters were you. I saw myself as McLovin! The nerd that got the good breaks.
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Two high school best friends forever (Jonah Hill, Michael Cera) go on a mission to provide alcohol for a graduation party in hopes of losing their virginity.

After facing the fact that both Seth and Evan will both be going to different colleges next year, it seems more imporant than ever that they go to a high school party, and achieve some of their long time goals; including, but not limited to, losing thier virginity with the girl of their dreams by getting them wasted and being their “regret hookup.” Their awkard friend Fogell gets a fake ID, with just the name McLovin [it was either that or Mohammid], and agrees to get liquor to bring to Jules’ aka Seths dream girl’s graduation party. All seems to be going well until McLovin is suckerpunched in the liquor store by a robber. When the police come, they try to get a story out of the clerk, but she is too worried about her exam tomorrow, so their question McLovin, which they give offer to give a ride home.

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At this point, I was ready to hang up because I was not about to listen to all that shit. So to throw my mom off I told her Jaunita’s man beat her ass because he caught her in lesbian affair & could not take it. Mom was like oh hell nall, WTF. Yeah she went from speaking in tounges to cussing all while smoking on the same cigarette. Mom later went on to tell me that Jaunita’s man admitted on some show somewhere that he was sexually molested by his uncle as a child & since then has been struggling with wanting hot dick & nuts while under the spell of Jaunita’s evangelistic holier than thou pussy power.

Well, I guess after Jaunita’s man goes to prison; the struggle over wanting hot dick & nuts will end as he will be in the land of plenty.

So tonight I was doing some ghetto research on Jaunita & found out that she already has a new man. You will not believe who she is fucking with now… Well according to TGNN (The Ghetto News Network), Jaunita is fucking with “The Spirit of Truth“.

I am not sure if you are up on “The Spirit of Truth” but this Nigga is out of his mutha fuckin’ mind. Check this:

I think “The Spirit of Truth” should hook up with my girl Alexyss Tylor & do a show. That shit would be so off the hook!!!

Anyway, I’m outta of the piece headed to Toronto for the long holiday weekend with the family so have a safe weekend yourself.

OK, wait, I am almost done talking shit but before I go I just wanna issue a fashion reminder. Remember not to wear white after Monday because if you do, I’m personally going to fuck you up. Fashion has not changed & white is not a year round color option (Icy White Air Force Ones are the one exception to this rule). Lastly, I wanna know who went out & got an outfit for Labor day to be sharp at the BBQ.

Holla,
Bygbaby

So this post is inspired by news that I got today from a friend of mine who admitted to me that she gave into hot dick and nuts in her office during work hours.

I was so shocked by this admission that I was almost numb. 1st never fuck n the job & especially during business hours. 2nd never fuck someone who is married no matter what state their marriage is in. And 3rd, never fuck anyone without a condom a) cuz you should not be producing babies with a jump off, b) cuz if you are fucking in the office what are you going to do with all that jizz & c) do you want a fucking disease!

If you are the person that I am talking about (you know who are boo), I know I said that I would tell no one & honestly I have not. I eliminated names & the more intense details of you having your pussy power fail.

Are you ready for some hot dick & nuts, well I got the goods (by way of links).

If you think a dirty dick is a good & safe dick, click here to validate your feelings click here.

Fellas, if you have been living with an average sized dick & wish you could confront it to demand more, this may be something you can do.

Those who say that size does not matter either has a average to small dick or is with someone who is lacking. This video says it all.

I have no shame in admitting that a former girlfriend burned me in my late teens & use the story when I talk young men in terms of safe sex. With this said, this story takes getting burned to a whole new level.

If you have 512.50 US cash burning a hole in your pocket, click here to spend it on something worth while (a little off topic).

So anyway…

If you like BBQ but are tuned off by sexual deviants then click here. (thx for the link Suite Suzy)

If you think that Black pussy can be mastered by good or bad Black dick then click here. (warning if you are afraid of terms such as dick or pussy or all up in that ass, do not click!!!)

If you ever wished all lawyers could get their ass beat for one reason or another then click here to read about an ass beating with a fucked up twist that went way wrong.

If you visit my blog via a highspeed internet & think Negroes who dial up need to stay out of TJ Max, the Korean beauty supply & the local Applebees so that they can upgrade their internet service then click here.

If you saw the Black Love proposal a little over a week ago linked here & love the visual tale then click here for the real deal. (if you mnissed it, the slideshow will be back up soon. It was taken down because it got over like 1 million hits & the webhost could not handle the traffic.)